A Day in the Life of a wife of a retiree

I got up, read the paper, ate breakfast, washed, dried and put away four loads of laundry, cut off and hemmed a prom dress for a great neice, hemmed and sewed a button on for another great neice, babysat the twins and baby Grant, changed a butt 3 times, fed him twice, washed peed on panties, fed the dogs, went to Walgreens and picked up medicine, went to Walmart and picked up medicine and groceries, came home and put it all away and ate supper. Grant fixed breakfast and held down the recliner the rest of the day. He did ride along on the shopping trips. What a life!